A ventriloquist is making his dummy tell jokes based on the presumed stupidity of a certain ethnic group (which Political Correctness does not allow me to specify). At a certain point in the show a member of the audience belonging to the ethnic group in question stands up and says angrilly:
“I belong to that ethnic group and I don’t like your jokes!”
Ventiloquist: ” I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t mean to offend anyone”.
Member of ethnic group: “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to that little smart-ass sitting on your knee!”
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Which one is the dummy?
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Only the “dummy” shows intelligence!!!!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Curls is on a roll.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
It’s Peter and Re-Peter!
You better hope it’s not the dummy talking. Either you or Peter would need a psychiatrist. Guess who the psychiatrist is.
cdward over 13 years ago
Wait, I think the short guy moved his lips.
Little Miss Tink over 13 years ago
I know another dummy named Peter….last name’s Pan.
Neanderthal over 13 years ago
Yeah, but who drinks coffee?
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Tink, and Everyone!
I agree with you Tink. Everyone knows he should have fell for you instead of Wendy.
wicky over 13 years ago
Good point.
gobblingup Premium Member over 13 years ago
You’re surrounded by dummies.
Good morning, BCers
TheDOCTOR over 13 years ago
DjGuardian over 13 years ago
^ ugh.
44lefty over 13 years ago
Looks like Johnny Hart finally met Gov. Christie
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Gov. Christie died?
Neanderthal over 13 years ago
No. When confusion enters the room, I don’t tink any of us will sit next to it.
apGwilym over 13 years ago
A ventriloquist is making his dummy tell jokes based on the presumed stupidity of a certain ethnic group (which Political Correctness does not allow me to specify). At a certain point in the show a member of the audience belonging to the ethnic group in question stands up and says angrilly: “I belong to that ethnic group and I don’t like your jokes!” Ventiloquist: ” I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t mean to offend anyone”. Member of ethnic group: “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to that little smart-ass sitting on your knee!”
Tsali-Queyi over 13 years ago
I didn’t know blonds were an ethnic group
trekkermint over 13 years ago
aren’t most scandinavians blond?
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Only the dummy knows for sure!
(Good evening, Pamlicorat, Gweedo, Dogsniff, Grog & all BCers!)