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A ventriloquist is making his dummy tell jokes based on the presumed stupidity of a certain ethnic group (which Political Correctness does not allow me to specify). At a certain point in the show a member of the audience belonging to the ethnic group in question stands up and says angrilly:
“I belong to that ethnic group and I don’t like your jokes!”
Ventiloquist: ” I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t mean to offend anyone”.
Member of ethnic group: “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to that little smart-ass sitting on your knee!”
LittleSister18 about 14 years ago
Which one is the dummy?
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
Only the “dummy” shows intelligence!!!!
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
Curls is on a roll.
Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
It’s Peter and Re-Peter!
You better hope it’s not the dummy talking. Either you or Peter would need a psychiatrist. Guess who the psychiatrist is.
cdward about 14 years ago
Wait, I think the short guy moved his lips.
Little Miss Tink about 14 years ago
I know another dummy named Peter….last name’s Pan.
Neanderthal about 14 years ago
Yeah, but who drinks coffee?
pamlicorat about 14 years ago
Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Tink, and Everyone!
I agree with you Tink. Everyone knows he should have fell for you instead of Wendy.
wicky about 14 years ago
Good point.
lightenup Premium Member about 14 years ago
You’re surrounded by dummies.
Good morning, BCers
TheDOCTOR about 14 years ago
DjGuardian about 14 years ago
^ ugh.
44lefty about 14 years ago
Looks like Johnny Hart finally met Gov. Christie
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
Gov. Christie died?
Neanderthal about 14 years ago
No. When confusion enters the room, I don’t tink any of us will sit next to it.
apGwilym about 14 years ago
A ventriloquist is making his dummy tell jokes based on the presumed stupidity of a certain ethnic group (which Political Correctness does not allow me to specify). At a certain point in the show a member of the audience belonging to the ethnic group in question stands up and says angrilly: “I belong to that ethnic group and I don’t like your jokes!” Ventiloquist: ” I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t mean to offend anyone”. Member of ethnic group: “I’m not talking to you, I’m talking to that little smart-ass sitting on your knee!”
Tsali-Queyi about 14 years ago
I didn’t know blonds were an ethnic group
trekkermint about 14 years ago
aren’t most scandinavians blond?
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
Only the dummy knows for sure!
(Good evening, Pamlicorat, Gweedo, Dogsniff, Grog & all BCers!)