Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 29, 2020

Shouldn’t he be a she?

Just weird and off base…klunk.

Milking a bull was used in several movies as a gag.

Its a cow boy.

An udderly understandable attitude.

The “steaks” of this discovery sure are high.

As the bovine variant is usually depicted as male I guess that joke wouldn’t have passed the comic strip censor.

Is it the cold hands?

Moo, moo, moo, I’m a werecow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADWX6SGDLJw

He’s from Jersey.

I don’t know what to say about this! Well I actually do..but……well you know………..

Some gender confusion here.

Needs a bit more foreplay to get in the mood.

Would you rather be a Mo-taur?

Unless by a handy madien.

It (they?) is udderly confused.

It’s half-and-half milk.

You’d think HE might like being milked.

Maybe Dave isn’t real familiar with farm animals??

Clearly, he has gender identity issues.

Maybe he be a he/she.

Would think milking would be a relief, and can’t they reach to do it themselves?

Mr. Half-Cow?