Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 08, 2011

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    Colt9033  over 13 years ago

    I won’t want be that kind of lucky…….its zombie grasshopper!

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    TheWildSow  over 13 years ago

    Not grasshopper – praying mantis!

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    McGehee  over 13 years ago

    That’s what happens when you lose your head over some dame.

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    ilsapadu  over 13 years ago

    Why are you biting my head off? What did I do?

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    taiowa872  over 13 years ago

    Thats what females do

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    junco49  over 13 years ago

    Ralph! Ralph! Is that you? Ralph! Say something Ralph! It told you that Betsy was no good for you! And now you’ve gone and lost your head!

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    franuhle  over 13 years ago

    only a wonderfully twisted mind could come up with something that wild and hilarious!

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    screenprinter  over 13 years ago

    It’s the headless grasshopper.

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    screenprinter  over 13 years ago

    Hey you guys plying a joke on me, where did you put my head ?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Lucky. Lucky. Let’s look that up. [flip, flip, flip] L. Lu. Luc. Ah, there it is…Lucky. Hmm. Not so lucky in MY book.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    Keep on praying, guys. Your buddy’s going to need it.

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    alan.gurka  over 13 years ago

    Meet Ichabug Crane, the Headless Mantis.

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