Herman by Jim Unger for May 31, 2020

“Too late for you, dad.”

“Sorry, Dad, but Mom told me not to talk to you about it”.

If you need good advice, go to the experts.

Dad: Son, it’s about time we have a frank discussion about sex.

Son: OK, dad, what do you want to know?

This will not end well

No wonder I slept better then everything taken care of by good old Mom and Dad. And I wanted to get away from that as fast as I could. How green was my valley and Dad was correct, less makeup is more. I did look like hoot owl.

Time for a different life style…the one I have now will not do anymore….

Forgot how?

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more

For starters, stop playing the Lawrence Welk records.

“Yup. Pee yourself, don’t say anything coherent anymore, and get locked up at some senior residence.”

GoComics is DRAGGING it’s heels.

My daughter has life all figured out, but my son really screwed up.

He’s in law school.

Jim U. on vacation?

All right, whose turn was it to tell GoComics that Sunday is over? Monday, too, now…

So, it’s now Tuesday, June 2, and I’m still seeing Sunday’s strip. Why???

Herman not updated?

OK – I signed up – gave my CC – how do I get the recent one?