Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 31, 2011

Calvin’s poems make me snoozy

Hobbes - STOP!

Calvin created a monster!

I think I’m going to be sick!

If good Calvin follows through, bad Calvin will be the youngest “person” to set the record of having the highest blood pressure.

Another fine mess that duplicates gotten you into.

Although I think he’s kind of cute.

I love good Calvin. Too bad he won’t last…

Sweet Susi!!!!

Well with something good..something bad comes for FREE!

See, I TOLD you it would get “worse” today. :))

This guy’s not a bad poet, either!

THIS IS BAD!!! REAL BAD!!! REALLY REALLY BAD!!!

Karma!

For every action, there is an equal, but opposite, reaction. It’s a law, get used to it Cal.

LOL….so sweet! Nice going Calvin :)

Calvin, you’re doomed.

I just can’t get use to this ♥good♥ Calvin…but it is kind of nice for a while!

If this truly is the good side of Calvin, that means that there is a part of him that really does like Suzie. THAT’s what’s freaking normal Calvin out.

Calvin writes Vogon poetry? Outstanding!

It’s completely normal for boys to display their crushes by playing pranks on them. Pulling ponytails is the most common first step in love! Don’t push the envelope, though, Calvin! Luvya.

I just love that good Calvin.. He sure is going to give a heart attack to the real Calvin. :D

“Woozy?”

Poor Calvin, he’s stuck with this now. You reap what you sow.

The best laid plans…sometime backfire!

Claire Amy, I don’t think that poem is a prank. Unfortunately for normal Calvin. :-P

I don’t know about that – I read the two lines without feeling any of the ill effects suffered by Arthur and Ford when the Vogon captain tortured them with his tortured verse …

Love Calvin in panel 3!

POPPA1956 said,

Calvin writes Vogon poetry? Outstanding!

Hi all..new here! Can do no wrong when using those Crayolas! Write On!

Doesn’t Calvin realize this could eventually drive Susie absolutely berserk? Possibly worse than anything else he’s ever done to her.

But in the meantime he’ll have to forfeit his membership in G.R.O.S.S., hence the angst.

He moved the arrow too far, to his schlocky side

that’s awesome!! :)

I feel sorry for both of them when they hit 16.

Calvin will make him black and bluesy Or take him out with an uzi.

Panel 3 is a perfect example of why Sparky Schulz said Calvin and Hobbes was the best comic strip going at the time - it’s just plain drawn funny. Sounds obvious, but so many strips just aren’t.

Good Calvin is a little late on Valentines.

Calvin looks so handsome in that last panel!

Good one cleo!

What’s atrocious about the poetry? The fact that it rhymes, the fact it expresses some real sentiment, or merely the fact that it mixes historical forms of English? :))

No accounting for some people’s tastes, I guess. But c’mon, he’s only six. For his age that’s not half bad at all.

OMGosh!! I’ve never seen this story arc before and it just keeps getting better and better!! Can’t wait to see what happens!

Spring’s here!

Good &Bad =Jealous

Aww!! I love the last panel, he looks so cute!!!…. This is your own creation Calvin!

Beware the effects of unforseen cosequences! rotfl!

Like Calvin’s reaction in panel three.

I wanna see Susi pound him and his poem.

Hobbes! Did you help with the poem? Aiding and abetting is a crime :)

I’m expecting Rod Serling to pop in and make his closing narration, any minute now.

Hallmark calling on line one.

I think the good Calvin’s poetry is making my stomach WOOZY.

Poor Calvin…….

Love the differences between the two Calvin’s haircuts. Hobbes, ever helpful, of course, unlocks his verbal claws and zaps out a few zingers. Construction paper may lead to destruction of something else down the road here…

the greeting card industry has nothing to worry about

I love Hobbes’ expression in the third panel. :-D

Whatever happened to those dime store “hate you” Valentines, on thin colored paper, with an appropriate selection of “verses” … like, for example: “Your hair is all greasey, you look like a floosey. Whenever I see you, I get really woozie.” “Unsigned” Calvin would like to deliver one like that to Susie to counter what Good Calvin is making.

Aaaaawwwwwwww! That is just so ♥sweet♥!!!!!!!!!!

If you knew Susie like I know Susie… Sing it, Calvin!

my love is oozy

Most schizophrenic cartoon character ever…

Awh that’s cute;)

It’s Calvin’s good side, so…he must also have the same feelings for Susie, just suppressed.

:-)

Oh the humiliation of it all!

This isn’t funny anymore, get calvin back to normal will you…!

my god.! i literally did rotfl reading the poem… :)) this poem ll never get out of my mind:)

You´re doomed calvin

HA HA HA HA Calvin’s reaction in panel 3!!!

does this mean calvin secretly likes susie if this is just his good side