“Yeah, but can you sing and dance?”
Smart girl
That’s how we knew she was a true princess.
Eat the rich!
Old joke.
Frog jumps up to a girl and says ‘Kiss me and I’ll become the world’s best drummer.’
She grabs the frog and locks him in a cage.
‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than with the world’s best drummer.’
I notice she is wearing his tiny crown.
Well, at least she didn’t kiss him first.
I hope this is coming soon.
“Jus primae noctis! Oh wait, you probably won’t be interested in that part…”
Why settle for just the legs? No meat on them.
Not Melania’s choice. And she’s still stuck with an orange frog.
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Algolei I over 4 years ago
“Yeah, but can you sing and dance?”
basilisk Premium Member over 4 years ago
Smart girl
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 4 years ago
That’s how we knew she was a true princess.
mickjam over 4 years ago
Eat the rich!
Differentname over 4 years ago
Old joke.
Frog jumps up to a girl and says ‘Kiss me and I’ll become the world’s best drummer.’
She grabs the frog and locks him in a cage.
‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than with the world’s best drummer.’
ekw555 over 4 years ago
I notice she is wearing his tiny crown.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
Well, at least she didn’t kiss him first.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I hope this is coming soon.
tims145 over 4 years ago
“Jus primae noctis! Oh wait, you probably won’t be interested in that part…”
Ida No over 4 years ago
Why settle for just the legs? No meat on them.
syzygy47 over 4 years ago
Not Melania’s choice. And she’s still stuck with an orange frog.