Clay Jones for April 24, 2020

Isopropyl alcohol IVs, cures everything, trust Doc Donny!

Who knew a magic 8 ball could be so accurate…

Speaking of being behind the 8 ball….. this is going to suck for a long time Rumpy!

His devoted staff are so far up his cullo and they keep on coming…go figure…

“I’m not a doctor,but (his catchphrase), I should now be considered legally insane.”

He really WILL MURDER THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS before admitting that Obama was right about ANYTHING! But, then again, he IS a Psychopathic Sociopath who doesn’t care about ANYONE but HIMSELF! I honestly believe that he would toss almost any of his kids or his multiple wives OR MULTIPLE mistresses in front of a speeding truck to save his own miserable hide. The ONLY exception MIGHT be Ivanka, the daughter that HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH!

Heaven help us.

Lysol manufacturer Reckitt Benckiser actually issued a statement advising people not to ingest their product. Because, stupid does as Dumbo says.

Senile Trump is trying to kill Americans, he needs to be removed from office.

I’m reminded of the ending of PLANE DAFFY, when the secret dispatch Daffy’s been hiding from the spy is revealed to the top Nazis, and it turns out to be “Hitler Is A Stinker.” Hitler screams “Das ist no Military Zecret!” And Goering and Goebbels concur: “Ja! Everybody knows dat!”

Trump looks like a centaur missing its back half.

Makes me long for Tide pods again.

ACTIVISTS dumped fake body bags outside a Trump hotel for the second time in a week, speaking out against the President’s handling of the coronavirus crisis.

The mock body bags were dumped outside the Trump International Hotel in Washington DC yesterday, after left them outside the president’s NYC hotel last week.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/731714/activists-dump-body-bags-trump-hotel-protest-handling-coronavirus-crisis/

50,000 dead, Trump calls that a success.

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In First Two Years Of Trump Admin, More Than 1,600 Scientists Left Government

https://mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/in-first-two-years-of-trump-admin-more-than-1-600-scientists-left-government-R4rvsAKZEEq9PIQ9O1-3TA?

Trump will fire the person that placed the wrong magic 8 Ball on his desk.

Should have shown Trump breaking that “test left to him by Obama” before asking it for guidance…

Trump has done so much to undermine our democracy, to undermine our rights, dishonoring the Constitution, undermining the integrity of our voting process, denigrating our new comers to our country, just degrading our environment our values and the rest, so he has done a lot to undermine who we are as America. But the fact is we cannot allow him to do that to our democracy. That will not happen. And god willing maybe some republicans will stand up for our country.

Nancy Pelosi today on Andrea Mitchell.

50,000 deaths from virus, Trump brought the Vietnam death total to the USA.

I remember Trump saying his “Vietnam was avoiding STD’s”, what a joker.

The other day I asked if we could really be absolutely 100% SURE that Trump and Alex Jones aren’t the same person. Now I’m wondering if Trump and the mayor of Las Vegas are the same person…….

The U.S. has really fallen in the eyes of the rest of the world due to Trump’s erratic behavior and lying. Covid-19 has shown the problems with a lack of universal healthcare in the U.S., but that lesson seems to go over the heads of Trump and Repub supporters.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/23/world/europe/coronavirus-american-exceptionalism.html

You don’t need a Magic Eight ball for that. :-D

Trumps latest will remove LGBTQ protections from Obamacare.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/04/24/trump-team-moves-to-scrap-protections-for-lgbtq-patients-206398

A broken MAGIC 8 BALL would be a definite improvement over the fat gut he uses now.