This sounds like Arlene is getting wise. She figured out he is going expect her to Fetch, Carry, and (more importantly) Pay for the meal. I have dumped dates for less!!!!
Really, Arlene. You have to ask? You’re a female, and literally a [insert “P” word here]. That is your function; subservient to the male (and occasionally to reproduce). You have no other value. That’s official, by the way. /s
Clarence over 4 years ago
The background color’s saying it’s morning
arjun.shriv over 4 years ago
What is going on here? Can someone explain?
Garfieldfan37 over 4 years ago
Why go to the food when the food can come to you!?
codycab over 4 years ago
You’re going to eat Arlene’s food too, aren’t you Garfield? Garfield: Always!
I Mad Am I over 4 years ago
This sounds like Arlene is getting wise. She figured out he is going expect her to Fetch, Carry, and (more importantly) Pay for the meal. I have dumped dates for less!!!!
MathProf2 over 4 years ago
Garfield Minus Garfield (home version of the game):https://we.tl/t-y5AvUeMd5j
CreeperBoy101 over 4 years ago
“What’s for lunch?” “Rats.” “why raaaats?” “No, rats because I left it at home.” “Rats.”
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
C’mon Arlene! You actually want Garf to WALK all the way to lunch?
Markov Da Robot over 4 years ago
What kind? Seafood?
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
She’s got a set of lips to rock his world..
A R V reader over 4 years ago
ARLENE: “You’re going to eat lunch all to yourself, aren’t you?” GARFIELD: “Always!”
Bookworm over 4 years ago
Really, Arlene. You have to ask? You’re a female, and literally a [insert “P” word here]. That is your function; subservient to the male (and occasionally to reproduce). You have no other value. That’s official, by the way. /s
Michael G. over 4 years ago
“Hello? I’d like an order delivered!”
Charles Hoeft over 4 years ago
She knows Garfield well.
Buckeye67 over 4 years ago
No surprise, gluttony and sloth are usually found together.
CaveCat87 over 4 years ago
Come on, Garfield! It’s food! That should motivate you into going with Arlene to get it!
David Rickard Premium Member over 4 years ago
Arlene: I’m a cat—I don’t “fetch.”
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
It is nice that Arlene knows Garfield so well.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
What a rhetorical question.
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Garfield, you hardly look like a lion who would deserve some respect for the female to bring back lunch.
AndyMoser over 4 years ago
What is for lunch today? A big juicy cheeseburger, some French fries, and a coke if I were guessing. #feedme :-)
Shikamoo Premium Member over 4 years ago
At least she wasn’t asked to bring it UP.
Katzi428 over 4 years ago
A GOOD boyfriend would go and get his girlfriend lunch ,Garfield!! You’re starting to take Arlene for granted!!
MichaelAfghani over 4 years ago
XD
TIMERYDER over 4 years ago
@Garfield why did you move these comics to this stupid website? I preferred it the way it used to be. EVERYONE DID.
camerondawson over 1 year ago
say it with me everyone. “WHY DO YOU STILL DATE HIM?”