“You ARE mad.”
The price of mad candy bars went up.
“But I’ll have it back to you by August.”
I spent my fortune on wine, women and song; the rest I spent foolishly.
Um, I deposited it in my piggy bank…..too late!
I’d be mad, too. There’s very little one can buy with $.68. His newspaper costs more than that but offers even less news than ever.
“Whoa! Don’t get carried away, dear.”
“How did you know I had 68 cents, in the first place?”
Don’t get mad but I already spent it.
I leave my loose change and money clip on my nightstand. My wife knows what I have there, better than I do. She will always tell me when she’s borrowing some.
this isn’t the first time she has checked his . . . pockets.
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Adiraiju over 4 years ago
“You ARE mad.”
rshive over 4 years ago
The price of mad candy bars went up.
ForrestOverin over 4 years ago
“But I’ll have it back to you by August.”
dflak over 4 years ago
I spent my fortune on wine, women and song; the rest I spent foolishly.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Um, I deposited it in my piggy bank…..too late!
sandpiper over 4 years ago
I’d be mad, too. There’s very little one can buy with $.68. His newspaper costs more than that but offers even less news than ever.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Whoa! Don’t get carried away, dear.”
Linguist over 4 years ago
“How did you know I had 68 cents, in the first place?”
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Don’t get mad but I already spent it.
Linguist over 4 years ago
I leave my loose change and money clip on my nightstand. My wife knows what I have there, better than I do. She will always tell me when she’s borrowing some.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
this isn’t the first time she has checked his . . . pockets.