Herman by Jim Unger for May 12, 2020

Trouble with his butterfly collection?

Unless it splits the wood; then his ship is in trouble.

Great sales job. Now sell him the screwdriver that fits it.

Don’t drive it in so deep that it pokes through.

Oh!, and you’re going to need a proper screwdriver…

Nailed it!

left handed threads. :)

To what?

Screw it!!

The thing might not split the board, but it could strike oil.

It’s a replacement part for his full-scale model of Godzilla.

Got that in Torx bit?

And if it doesn’t, “you’re screwed”.

Talk about the biggest screw up in history…what a twist!

I would hope so.

Wanna screw?

“This should hold it”? That thing would hold Godzilla.

Ah, yes — it brings new meaning for the concept of “totally screwed.”

You’re really gettin’ screwed.