Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 04, 2011
February 25, 2011
March 11, 2011
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales Charlie Sheen in "Rhymes With 'Winning'" Charlie: What?! My hit sitcom "Two and A Half Men" has been discontinued?! Charlie: What will I do with my talents now? CRASH Woman: HELP! Charlie: What's wrong? Woman: Charlie Sheen! My puppy was run over by a car! Charlie: I've got some extra time, so I'll heal it with, I don't know...my MIND?! Dog: WOOF! Charlie: Winning! Woman: Thank you, Charlie Sheen! Charlie: Uh-oh! More trouble! Man: HELP! Criminal #1: Give us your money! Criminal #2: Oh, no! It's Charlie Sheen! Charlie: That's right, trolls! Fire-breathing fists!! Criminal: AUGHH! Charlie: Hmm...maybe I can use my spare time helping out there! UNREST IN LIBYA Welcome to LIBYA Charlie: Deploying ordnance to the ground! Winning! Charlie: Ah, Lenny Dykstra and my ninja army of assassin porn actresses. Lenny: We'll take it from here, Charlie! And, back in L.A.... Charlie: OH, NO! Ugly wives and ugly children! HOLLYWOOD Charlie: Here, I'll turn your tin cans into GOLD so that you can buy a plasma TV and watch ME in "Major League"! ZAP RING Voice: Charlie Sheen! We want you back at "Two and a Half Men"! Charlie: Finally! I can use my tiger-blood powers FULLY! CBS Charlie: "You are wimpier than a..." LINE! Chaim: "Wet noodle!" Charlie: Thanks, Chaim. Winning! The End
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MisngNOLA almost 14 years ago
Charlie Sheen is WAY more entertaining than any of the so-called “reality” shows on TV.
yumitori almost 14 years ago
I want a ninja army of assassin porn actresses, too!
isaac32767 almost 14 years ago
He goes around beating up women, but hey, at least he’s colorful.
Ushindi almost 14 years ago
I don’t even care if they’re not really assassins!
jpozenel almost 14 years ago
He’s quite a guy. Just ask him!
drtom01 almost 14 years ago
The lesson that railroads should take from this is to always sell tickets to train wrecks. Nothing people like more than watching a train wreck.
hugh_jainus almost 14 years ago
Hmmm. I wonder if ol’ Charlie is a Democrat or a Republican? I wonder if he voted for Obama? Is he a liberal or a conservative? Hmmmm. I’m stumped. Anyone help me out here?
This oughta help:
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/09/charlie-sheen-d.html