Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 31, 2020

♬ Where, oh, where has Lio’s spider gone? Oh, where can it be?

“I don’t know about a spider, but I did see some big weird eyes a moment ago.”

“Have you seen my spider, man?”

Offer a Reward lio !

“Lost: giant spider. Shy, do not chase.”

Must be International Big Spider Day.

“Will you walk into my parlour?” said the Spider to the Fly,

“‘Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy;"

“Sorry, but I’m kind of wrapped up at the moment, sonny…”

Shelob

Lost spider. If found, please call either Liò or the marines in that order.

On the plus side you’re still alive

Just don’t kiss him.

The joke would have worked better if Lio had held up a “missing” poster.

Yeah, he just turned around the corner. Don’t what happened after that, though there was a lot of noise, like a car with squealing brakes….

Hurry, Lio! The city is in Giant Spider Peril!

Hope the poor guy doesn’t get a parking ticket for leaving a car too long in a web.