Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 31, 2020

I like mine with lettuce and tomato

Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes

Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer

Well good God almighty which way do I steer

J Buffett

Smartness seems to have skipped the Drabble family entirely.

Let them add their own condiments if you can’t handle the job.

He probably puts them on in the order they requested! Picky, picky kids.

I’m a old fashion guy. On my hamburger mustard,lettuce tomato onions.pickles and cheese and of course bacon if you have it.

Even Wally knows Drabble is being dumb.

Tomato and ketchup? What is wrong with these people?

Any cookout I’ve ever been to, you put on your own condiments!

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame-seed bun.

If Ralph really listened he would have realized they all want the same thing only said in a different order.

I think Wally would just take a plain one.

It ain’t a burger without a slice of onion, is it?

Just make two of hers and flip one over

My choice is easy. Bacon cheeseburger with relish. Nothing else.

Its how you say it.

BBQ sauce, cheddar chees, mayo, mustard, pickles, and crisp bacon!

Knowing this is not his first cookout, you’d think he would have caught on by now and set all the add-on on the table so they can have it their way. But then it’s been well established this family is extremely dysfunctional.

Stick with the classics, always a good bet.

Too bad Penny can’t spell ketchup

How about some Frank’s original hot sauce?

“Where’s the beef?”

I don’t know if they still do it like this today, but in 1981 at Wendy’s it was “white-red-green-white-red-green.” Mayo, ketchup, pickle, onion, tomato, lettuce, on the top bun, in that order. Then the meat & cheese on the bottom bun, followed by mustard on the meat/cheese.

Plain nothing on it – and well done.