“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen neoflects* radiating from my torso in Panel One. I watched my own hands break through the boundaries of the past in Panel Two. These four moments will be lost in time, like plewds* in rain. Time to die.”
*For “neoflects” and “plewds,” see Mort Walker’s Lexicon of Comicana
The time axis runs from the origin to negative infinity. It only includes stuff that has happened. There are ways to do a kind of arbitrage by moving from universe to universe. Doug hasn’t mastered that yet.
Dr. Quatermass over 4 years ago
The Call of Camusthulhu??
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
You got off easy Doug.
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
Omigod, you killed Doug! You bastard!
wrd2255 over 4 years ago
’SOk, Doug, we dug you while it lasted.
Gent over 4 years ago
How to draw Doug in four different poses.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 4 years ago
Relax. Ruben is putting his self through this.
Indianapolis Smith over 4 years ago
1. Print out today’s strip.
2. Cut it out of the paper it printed on.
3. Tape the end of the comic to the beginning of the comic.
TADA! Doug goes on forever! Sort of like “Groundhog Day”…
Rev Phnk Ey over 4 years ago
Don’t worry Doug, thanks to your creator you will exist over and over again and by multiple creators.
GaryCooper over 4 years ago
Yep, that’s life.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sorry, but today’s strip has no depth.
fritzoid Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen neoflects* radiating from my torso in Panel One. I watched my own hands break through the boundaries of the past in Panel Two. These four moments will be lost in time, like plewds* in rain. Time to die.”
*For “neoflects” and “plewds,” see Mort Walker’s Lexicon of Comicana
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
The time axis runs from the origin to negative infinity. It only includes stuff that has happened. There are ways to do a kind of arbitrage by moving from universe to universe. Doug hasn’t mastered that yet.
GetFezzy over 4 years ago
Guessing that Doug doesn’t get many second dates.