Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for June 04, 2020

Woof!

And yet they conveniently gloss over that incident where she gives him oral in exchange for a lobster dinner. Leviticus would be doubly pissed off!

Yay!

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I’ve seen his wife. What a dog!

Yeah, don’t want to damage the child’s view of the world with alternate possibilities!

“What about her ass, Mr. Howard?”

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They’re looking forward to swap parties with the neighbors.

“And the occasional mouth. Well, perhaps a butt if I’m drunk. I’m a hetero, you see.”

In what universe is the average woman happy with only that???

Fabulous!

But it sounds like he has already done that – before marriage! Oh My Goodness Gracious!!!

That could be a trans woman, you know.

Aw, he’s depriving himself of many and varied pleasures.

I don’t care what you say – I’m against that male dog having sexual relations with that obviously human woman.

I saw enough of that in Tijuana…

I love the randomness of this strip!