I once watched a porn parody of Star Wars (in passing, of course) where the “Luke” character explains that a parsec isn’t a unit of speed. Then obviously someone had sex with someone else. Dunno why I included that last sentence.
Look, Obi-Jon, Han made the normally 20-parsec Kessel Run into a 12-parsec run by going into the maelstrom, which is what made it impressive, and Darthfield is saying this is the best lasagna in this cubic parsec of space, so it actually makes total sense. Now, back to deciding on whether to dress as Qin or Kuiil for our next guild meeting.
Kurtass Premium Member over 4 years ago
Use the fork Luke, us the fork.
Dr. Quatermass over 4 years ago
I once watched a porn parody of Star Wars (in passing, of course) where the “Luke” character explains that a parsec isn’t a unit of speed. Then obviously someone had sex with someone else. Dunno why I included that last sentence.
dadoctah over 4 years ago
I’ve got a bad feeling about this….
Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago
These aren’t the lasagnas you are looking for…
tim.lowell over 4 years ago
Look, Obi-Jon, Han made the normally 20-parsec Kessel Run into a 12-parsec run by going into the maelstrom, which is what made it impressive, and Darthfield is saying this is the best lasagna in this cubic parsec of space, so it actually makes total sense. Now, back to deciding on whether to dress as Qin or Kuiil for our next guild meeting.
WilliamMedlock over 4 years ago
1 parsec = 3.26 lightyears. Alpha Centauri is 1.32 parsecs away.
bob over 4 years ago
Garfield is hilarious in most contexts, but star wars is my sacred space and so this is offensive.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Parallax second. Geez.