Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 28, 2020

Dog stew? Yummy! Fetch me some!

Yeah, stew made by a dog. Just like carrot stew is made by a carrot and beef stew is made by, uh, beef. Oh well, you get the idea.

Many cultures do eat dogs, horses, etc. In America, we are dog/cat lovers so forget that! Go dumpster dive and see what you come up with….

The artist with the fartist that blew the machine all apartist.

 

Why not share that corn dog sticking up out of the grass?

Mumbles something about indolent peasants and shuffles away.

You can even eat the dishes …

The stew-loving guy wanted to cut off the dude with the hat. He was afraid he was going to launch into something “philosophical.” Insulting the dog was just a bonus.

… Purina Dog Chow now with more gravy…

I see a scenario that will get a 66% approval rating.

I see Wading Boots. I see Monk. I see Bark. I see Fox Tail. Eets th’ bytuls.

Give a man a dog, you feed him for a day … teach him to walk dogs and … uh … maybe give a dog a man … uh …

never mind ….

Plague time funnies!!

Is good joke, dog eat them after they die.

As avatar names go, mine is pretty boring. My name… big whoop. What is the story behind some of YOUR avatar names, fellow Froglandians? I am curious about all of you… Howard’sMyHero, coltish1, Brass Orchid, Huckleberry Hiroshima, Mighty Phavahg, Zebrastripes, 6turtle9, Rad-ish, Superfrog, gutbloom, INGSOC, M Peached, InquireWithin, Say What Now?, Baslim the Beggar, Nighthawks, Jml58, Sisyphos, painedsmile, Futabakun, Happy, happy, happy!!!, The Old Wolf, Space Captain Cody[G, Pickled Pete, chromosome, rgcviper, ChukLitl, Gale, Rotifer, Kaputnik, WaitingMan, 3hourtour, willie_mctell, Sun, Ray_C, Meh~tdology, Pepelaputr, Randy B, radbob, Bill Thompson, Larry Miller, prettyfeet, ransomknotts, grahamhb, Pharmakeus Ubik, hendelca, old.silvertip, Hugh B. Hayve…

I know I forgot to list lots of people. Add yourself, please!

The circle of life.

With Lame-a-palooza right around the corner, all thespians and aerosaltants were busily perfecting their craft. Terence was a master of synchronized swimming and improv haiku and was unfazed by the existentialists recitation of dread. He used their muttering to hone his craft in anticipation of the lame suggestions thrown out by the audience….

I like doggie stew

Squirrels belly rubs cat poo

Dogs playing leap frog

Just quit your whining and FEED ME! I’ve been lost offline since last Friday and am starving for Frog Applause nourishment!

…I can’t remember the reason for my logo…

…avatar…

…I believe that one day I would be quoted in Frog Applause and it just sounded perfect…

…then, there’s the fact that I’m stranded on an island and I still haven’t seen Ginger naked, yet…

…not even sideboob…

…you’d think the same for Mary Ann…

…wouldn’t ya?…

…but since she’s gotten on that wild wood weed …

…she sits on the picnic table in the morning…

…in Mrs. Thurston’s bathrobe half open…

…with her legs spread apart…

…smokin one…

…asking what I’m looking at?…

…the tattoo across her collar bone and chest is supposed to be a dragon…

…but looks more like a albatross…

Burp! (Considered polite in some societies….)