Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 28, 2020

Wolf Wolf

Well, we know Wally’s ancestry now!

the “What Month Is It Anyway?” flag is priceless!

Good Dog

At least you know he’s a pure bred and the lab does accurate tests!

WTG, Wally!

HOA at my son’s condo keeps DNA on residents dogs so they can assign blame on droppings. First offense is $300.

He has a neighbor that walks his cat on a leash.

My Wife had two $25000 DNA test done for Med. research reasons. As far as ansestry did not tell us anything we did not all ready know ! Our Landlady did one ,was though she was Mik’Mack Indian wrong , showed She is of Rom back ground !

Well that was an expensive mistake!

A friend got a beagle from a Beagle rescue center. It looks every bit like a beagle, but when he got DNA test results it was a mix of everything but beagle. A second test with a different lab gave the same results. It still a very cute beagle-like dog.

Ralph couldn’t even be bothered to test his own saliva? Seems to me that getting Wally’s would be more difficult.

This comic sort of reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer is supposed to take a psych evaluation test (as a standardized test form, of course) and is so lazy that he tells Bart to take it for him, with the results you’d expect from such a decision.

https://youtu.be/wDzTLwkgQSQ?t=80

Sooooo, German?

I actually LOLd!

If they had actually tested Ralph’s saliva, they would have discovered he is 90% Krispy Kreme.

Be careful with those kinds of things around pets.