Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 2020

The only reason pastors are clamoring for the churches to open back up is the blessings from their flocks they are two months behind on the BMW SUV bank notes.

Nice flag!

I have church via zoom. One problem, I have no camera. I have to phone in to get audio and the faces can rotate randomly unless it’s the actual service and the information controlled by the host. My pastor tends to talk faster when he’s speaking to a camera and his sermon is not as==interactive? Anyway, it is not as wonderful as they claim, especially trying to get the Ritz cracker and Propel Grape flavored blessed and partaken in the proper sequence. I was going to be the reader last Sunday (I love to read) and Zoom decided to pitch fits and a member tried to help me while I panicked. I got it up and working in time for the Lord’s Prayer. I hate Zoom, but I’m stuck on Zoom as I am in the compromised group and I promised my son I would not go to church even though regular services are starting this Sunday. So the Drabble family’s services must not be very interactive and must not have Communion every Sunday. Aaarrggg, I’ll get off my altar now.

I streamed a late relative’s funeral. But now, here in Boston, the churches have reopened.

Five people, four chairs…is Penny going to be sitting on Mom’s lap?

‘God’ does not exist any more than does Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy , TRAITOR Trumputin’s integrity, or even the Great Pumpkin exist. These are all ‘imaginary.’

Theists, the answers to 99% of your dumbass questions are right here:

1. Burden of Proof – It’s yours, don’t try and reverse it2. Read something other than the Bible, you might learn something.3. No, rejecting your religion does not constitute a religion in itself.4. Morals are a product of our evolutionary development, they are innate and inalienable to ALL humans. Your ‘imaginary friend’ does not have a monopoly on them.

If you are trying to prove that ‘God’ exists, there are two very important things to remember:

1. Reading the Bible is not valid research.2. “I feel him in my heart” is not valid data.

Religion, the Oldest Weapon of Mass Destruction in Human History

https://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo

I might try to make a flag like that today.

maybe for a very few tv types. most of us drive 10 year old vehicles with 100,000+ miles on them.

Zoom Church feels like being on “The Brady Bunch.”

The churches that are okay with the online meetings understand the situation and what is most important to their people (see Matthew 18:19). As for that money, some of it is for helping people who need it.

I never understood why people get dressed up to go to church.

OMG on the clothes….I always dressed in a dress, stockings etc to go to church. I was the only one in my house to go.

Bull! Many have to work a second job just to put food on the table.

I don’t attend church, but the theater where I work holds Christmas & Easter Mass (several smaller churches group together to put it on). Even only half-dressed, they’re probably more dressed up than the average I see.

Uug, first of all, I hate cracks against Christians, the one group it’s politically acceptable to persecute and discriminate against, for the rest of you hypocrites,….