The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 31, 2020

When did he become such a dictator?

Amazing how cleaner they look.

Yesterday, actually. Inside and out. Got a whole winter’s worth of cat nose-prints off every window in the house.

We never had a job jar nor chores calendar before retirement. The first time HE said I needed to clean something, I got a dry ease board and divided chores.

Sometimes I will tell my wife, “I don’t do vacuuming and I don’t do dishes, that’s women’s work.” Of course she knows I am only kidding, that’s why she lets me get away with it. Another favorite…“I bring home the bacon, you cook it.”

I have no one to push this job of to, so I will wash my windows twice each year. Once in the Spring when the weather gets warmer, and once late in the fall when I will be shutting all the windows for the year. If they get dirty in between, there is also no one around to complain about them.

Does Gladys even have a job, besides eating chocolates and scheduling her mother’s visits?

To be fair, she should do the inside of the window and he should do the outside.

Hire someone on Home Adviser to do it for you…

When my wife asks me to do something – I say " if I said I would do it I will and you don’t have to keep reminding me every six months".