Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 15, 2020

I was going to question his math because I came up with 3,177, but then I noticed he has “plus-or-minus 4” at the end.

Now let’s work on the groundhog variants.

He forgot to carry the 2.

Assume that the wood is a perfect sphere in a vacuum …

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch was watching which watch?

Pickled Pete picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Pickled Pete picked.

If Pickled Pete picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Pickled Pete picked?

what about an “iff”?

Line four has a fatal error which will throw the whole equation out of whack. It should read: “…) 16.044; not 16.043. Small error but significant in the long run.

How much cheese could Chucky Cheese chew if Chucky Cheese could chew cheese.

I just had to get a cheesy pun in.

A scientist actually figured it out. He came up with 4 1/3 cords of wood.