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NO1 NO! MOVING IS WHAT CAUSES THE ACCIDENTS! Moving from one place to another, moving the coffee cup, moving the magazines that are under something. . .
There was an old bit back in the early years of SNL “Statics say a man is mugged every ten seconds in new york, and we’re going to interview that man”
I wonder which will be greater worldwide, – a spike in the number of births or the number of divorces – once this pandemic’s stay-at-home phase is over.
I always liked the idea of buying the house that the small plane crashed into, I mean what are the odds that something like that will ever happen again ? :-)
Leojim almost 5 years ago
Yes, that’s why we are all home now, it’s a conspiracy, look it up, I’m pretty sure somehow or another you can support that bologna.
I guess it is sad to say that the accidents are where you are.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
That’s because you spend more time at home than anywhere else
dadthedawg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m just here at home…..by accident.
e.groves almost 5 years ago
It used to be the backseat of a Ford at the drive-in.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
The most common place for accidents IS the home especially when that home belongs to Tim Taylor.
namleht almost 5 years ago
Tim Taylor…the Tool Fool….
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
NO1 NO! MOVING IS WHAT CAUSES THE ACCIDENTS! Moving from one place to another, moving the coffee cup, moving the magazines that are under something. . .
J Short almost 5 years ago
Since it’s Cosmo’s house, you don’t need to move.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 5 years ago
There was an old bit back in the early years of SNL “Statics say a man is mugged every ten seconds in new york, and we’re going to interview that man”
Linguist almost 5 years ago
I wonder which will be greater worldwide, – a spike in the number of births or the number of divorces – once this pandemic’s stay-at-home phase is over.
comixbomix almost 5 years ago
…or, just stop going to his home.
claudia.sawyer almost 5 years ago
One of the interesting things about being 70 is noticing some “jokes” are at least 50 years old.
Space & Kitten almost 5 years ago
I always liked the idea of buying the house that the small plane crashed into, I mean what are the odds that something like that will ever happen again ? :-)