Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 30, 2020

You could always wear a tie if you want to look more professional.

It’s your best feature. Appreciate it.

The Gamera adds ten pounds.

You have been framed turtle neck.

Turtle TV. My favorite channel!

MTV… Mertle Turtle V-neck..

Is that really what my residual checks look like?

If She really cared about her readers She would put masks on all her turtles.

…scarves do wonders for the neck…

… Mitch was so vain that he saw clouds in his coffee…

…on a personal note…

…I have never been on Tv…

..maybe as an undistinguishable dot at a sporting event…

…there was a picture of a cross sectioned turtle skeleton on something somewhere…

…probably from some illegal Froglandia wet market…

…Froglandia used to have wet t-shirt contests…

…but we were not there for the chirping crickets…

…we were there for the Frog Applause…

A bit of a stretch.

Yeah I’m the same way about my framazamma.

Now THIS is really s t r e t c h I n g it! LOL

A fashionable Dicky would do the tricky ….

If I got involved in the comments section here, I feel I’d be sticking my neck out.

“It’s impossible not to say it.” In Froglandia, even turtles are required to not split infinitives, while the commenters are merely asked to not split them.

Well, you know what they say about turtles with long necks. Don’t mock them!

I just think he’s really excited to see himself on TV and doesn’t want to admit it. Really, really excited.

The turtle’s patience has stretch marks..

Can you see the real me on the TV?

Help me Mr Wizard!

Always, always I tell you Tutor Turtle

Be vot you is, not vot you is not, people who do this are the happiest lot.

When I watch myself on TV…I do not focus on my neck. But, then, I am not a tortoise of a Certain Age….