Kliban by B. Kliban for May 06, 2020

I would be interesting to see him when he sits in sunlight coming though the window, he’d look like he was wearing a large net.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

“Self Quarantining” … at least in some states …

trying to change the channel.

One day….the wall will break.

Relieving boredom in his cell…

ATTICA!

Take THAT!!!

This is a VERY long range escape plan.

He’s thinking of buying that new wall…

Karl sometimes got a kick out of being incarcerated.

So it goes.

Midnight Express ;~|

My beliefs on capital punishment evolved with age. Any idiot can die strapped to a table, but that guy appears to have it worse. If we kill the student, the lesson is over.

Ah, life in the pandemic. This is capital (i.e., $$$$$) punishment. Side note: where do I get one of those spiffy striped outfits?

Ow! Yep, that still hurts!

That’s the way it goes when you forget to bring your baseball and glove.

Our governor is letting criminals out of jail.

The human condition.

“I’ll try again tomorrow.”