New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 09, 2011

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    oranaiche  over 13 years ago

    ^ Ayuh.

    So, when do they each run off into the ocean, killing all on board?

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    a plot from the highway lobby

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    Fairportfan2, that makes it a double-trick question. Ooh, those sneaky test writers.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    This is Amtrak. Of course they’re going to collide. If they don’t derail first.

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    wndrwrthg  over 13 years ago

    So, what I gather is that never the train shall meet.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    When has Amtrak ever been on time?

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    The Old Wolf  over 13 years ago

    @wndrwrthg    

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    TheDOCTOR  over 13 years ago
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY,BROTHER!!
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    TheDOCTOR  over 13 years ago
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LITTLE SISTER
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    MisngNOLA  over 13 years ago

    Opposite directions, Cleveland is roughly 80-90 miles north of Pittsburgh, the trains shall obviously collide in the SLOWPOKE comic.

    (Note, there is no political meaning to this comment, just picked a random comic.)

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    Pab Sungenis creator over 13 years ago

    Yes, I know that the two trains are travelling in opposite directions. I had originally intended to break Vic’s response over panels 3 and 4 after “trick question” but wound up needing more space for the question than I intended.

    I’ve been under compressed deadlines because of the need to get ready for and travel to/from C2E2, so I didn’t have time to completely rework this strip.

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    runar  over 13 years ago

    Republican policy: If you can’t afford a car, you don’t deserve to go anywhere.

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    Paul Johnson  over 13 years ago

    of course the republican’s defunded it - no republican can stand 2 trains of thought on their one track mind

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Trains are great for cargo, but need subsidies for passengers. Comfort & safety cost. Amtrak’s problems are because fares & subsidies aren’t affordable to make it better.

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    MisngNOLA  over 13 years ago

    pabs, I just thought that the different directions was part of the joke.

    Chuk, if I could find a high speed train to take me between Philly or DC and New Orleans, at a comparable fare, I’d take the train rather than driving or flying. As it is, I can drive there faster and cheaper or fly there cheaper and faster than taking the train.

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    garysnorton  over 13 years ago

    PHYSICS IS PHUN There is always an answer: A. Traveling toward each other, using grade school math. rate = distance/time; t=s/v; or HS physics. Velocity1–Velocity2=distance/time. t=115miles/135mph; t=0.85hrs or t=51min. B. Strictly using the original problem. t=24,786miles/135mph; t=7days, 15hrs, 36min. (I did not google this)

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Misng, I’m just saying, if we have passenger rail, comfort & safety are expensive, in either fares, taxpayer subsidies, or both. I prefer a tax on those who can afford a little extra comfort, with “cattle car” service cheap enough for everyone.

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    vldazzle  over 13 years ago

    Love it-Pab as I read as needed

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Railroads were once the GM-IBM-Exxon-Microsoft of the American economy, so naturally they became the first industry to be regulated. After about a century of ever-growing regulation and of subsidies for the competition (highways, airlines, and airports), the railroads could no longer compete, so naturally the goverment took them over.

    It’s all part of the eternal pattern of interfere in the economy, create a problem, then use that as the excuse for more interference. Lather, rinse, repeat. Only the bureaucrats win; everyone else loses. (Then they unionized the bureaucrats, but that’s another story.)

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