Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 15, 2020

… and if he wanted a rosé, he could mix a red and a white together… :-) Lol

No mo, BevMo!?

Poison and antidote in equal measure.

Night Train or Thunderbird are better!!

A sommelier, he is not…

Sounds reasonable to me.

97 + 99 does not equal 98! (-:

AAAArgh! Murderer! Ignoramus! Neanderthal! Philistine! Get away from those bottles now!!!!!

Divide by 2?

The world is over four billion years old. How much difference is one year going to make?

It’s just table wine!

Oy!

I don’t agree with his pour-spective.

Oh, ouch, my oenophilia is acting up again.

When a bottle only costs $5.95, it’s probably not going to make much difference. Unlike, say, a fine can of Easy Cheese.

And if you mix Lay’s potato chips with the store brand, will that make a good appetizer?

Stop your whining and just buy some beer.

No, I don’t know which one goes better with ginger ale.

Oenophiles everywhere just turned over in their casks.

There are several good blended Scotches.

Wouldja believe I prefer an 86 and a 99?