Close to Home by John McPherson for May 12, 2020

Either that or risk that stinking sinking feeling when breakthrough occurs. I’ll splurge with a wad.

Now Bleeb, he could get by with 1 sheet with ease.

has anyone ever figured out why the hoarding of toilet paper

We had a septic tank growing up and it had problems. We were allowed to use only three sheets!

I remember the Charmin commercial that their tp was thick enough to use 25% less… I tried it… The paper ripped… And… I don’t wanna talk about it

This reminds me of “I don’t have a square to spare” from a Seinfeld episode. :D

More toilet humor? Let’s get back to dating sites.

Got singles for a ten?

Back in 1973 Johnny Carson remarked on a possible toilet paper shortage that actually perpetuated one…https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/johnny-carson-tp-shortage/

It’s so hard to clean up splurge…

…“mmhmm-mmhmm, I see, I see. As your Psychiatrist, I would say that’s an interesting breakthrough for you. So tell me, did you get in touch with your inner-self? Bah-hahahaha! I couldn’t help it…I’m just not finished with the toilet paper humor! Uh-hem, I’m sorry, that won’t happen again, please go on.”

Nice curtains, really matches the room :)

I love first world problems. They are so precious.

The Number of sheets depends on if it is 1-ply or 2-ply

Probably mostly irrational panic, but the excuse I heard most often when it all started happening was the notion that we got most of our TP from China.

The analyst appears to be very upset with her. Likely she is a victim of the TP shortage. She probably has been using her old patients notes to meet her needs.

She should be properly “square shamed” on social media!

Preppers…

Let’s just wipe the slate clean and start again.

Oh, and all the paper bundles from the drive-thru stops in the glove compartment can also double as…

Hey whatever happens behind closed doors.

I feel the same about paper towel and juice. It’s says “2 per customer” but hey……

She could have “spared a square”.

New meaning for drip dry…