Maybe you should go sleep on the couch tonight. Let her calm down a bit.
Yeah, the other 7/8ths, below the surface … that should worry you, fella.
She obviously didn’t like something you did! Say you’re sorry and hope for the best.
He wants a shoulder to cry on.
So she’s frigid.
Chill out, man
Does she have on her oversized fuzzy robe? That is the major tip-off!
We never argue, one of us always says “I’m sorry”, and the other one always says, “That’s alright Jeff”. (Borrowed from Archie Bunker and Co.)
Cue “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner
The very reason I’ll remain a bachelor until the day I die. “Because I own ’female parts” never cut any ice with me..
allen@home over 4 years ago
Maybe you should go sleep on the couch tonight. Let her calm down a bit.
ekke over 4 years ago
Yeah, the other 7/8ths, below the surface … that should worry you, fella.
Nala the Great over 4 years ago
She obviously didn’t like something you did! Say you’re sorry and hope for the best.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
He wants a shoulder to cry on.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f over 4 years ago
So she’s frigid.
Ratkin Premium Member over 4 years ago
Chill out, man
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Does she have on her oversized fuzzy robe? That is the major tip-off!
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
We never argue, one of us always says “I’m sorry”, and the other one always says, “That’s alright Jeff”. (Borrowed from Archie Bunker and Co.)
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Cue “Cold as Ice” by Foreigner
unca jim over 4 years ago
The very reason I’ll remain a bachelor until the day I die. “Because I own ’female parts” never cut any ice with me..