Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 05, 2020

I’m glad it doesn’t include a mouth guard too.

Here is a real coat of arms, courtesy Spike Milligan:

https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Episode_317:_Spike_Milligan/transcript?file=317-1.jpg

Your family was into tight embraces!

Are you messin’ with us, Aunty, or is the world safe from you at last?

Insanity does not run in my family; it gallops.

Are we related?

Ah, ye olde straitjacket with the double straps!

To no one’s surprise.

If only it would include the Dr. Hannibal mouth-piece.

Aunty, Rampant, on a field of Sable with Bat Sinister.