Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 17, 2011

Toasted alien tushies…

That’s why you should always try to park in the shade.

Does it have a sun roof?

You kids need a dark tinted glass for your ride. AND no one will be able to see in too!

Want to stay cool? Just park on the back side of Mercury… But bring your woollies.

Vinyl, not leather? Cheapskates!

The real reason fashion changed to long shorts.

is that Celcius or Fahrenheit?

@Digital Frog, once you get past 3 or 4 hundred degrees, it don’t matter no more – the temperature has become rather – uncomfortable –

When the mercury rises or falls on Mercury, do the people get seasick?

I’d worry more about the trapped heat popping out a window.

Actually, I would opt for cloth myself.

That’s 800 degrees Fahrenheit, not Celsius. If that were an exact temperature then it would be just under 426 degrees Celsius or 700 Kelvins.

By any other name, a human would smell as burnt.