Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 27, 2020

“And, only the first 100,000 get the Jimi Hendrix bobblehead doll.“

Woodstock Translation: Wood=Mud. Stock=More Mud.

Nice nod to Joni Mitchell.

This is pretty accurate. There were tickets printed up, but so many people jumped the fence it turned into a free festival. Years later, you’d catch people on collectibles shows with their mint-condition Woodstock tickets that were never used.

500,000 people showed up to see the bird from Peanuts? That’s far out, man.

too-zonked, Woodstock the bird was named for the festival. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woodstock_(Peanuts)

“The New York state Thruway is closed!”- Arlo Guthrie

Joni Mitchell. "We are golden, and we’ve got to get ourselves back to the garden. By the time we got to Woodstock we were half a million strong. "

When did Mark become a redhead?

Everything is a little brighter in this parallel lifetime. Wonder why.

Umm…in this parallel world, Mark dyes his hair a Zonker-matching red during the ride?

They were soon entranced by the music, though.

The ones who bought tickets were what you could call sponsors—nowadays it’s always “members”—making it possible for all.

Random hair colour change alert.