Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 29, 2020

I guess Ralph is taking the day off.

Shakespeare used a MacBook Pro.

Now he can get rid of all those monkeys.

Shakespeare’s cat is probably still in Schrödinger’s box!

“Tabby or not tabby.”

I thought only monkeys could do that.

LOL

Should have called him “Mr. Bacon”…

Wonder whose skull that is. I guess only Mr. Jingles knows.

So if Shakespeare did have a computer, I wonder if he would be more prolific, or if he would get distracted with all of the cat videos out there. He would probably create his own video…“Mr. Jingles Writes a Sonnet”. Not as entertaining as Piano cat, but way more talented.

Shakestail.

A combination of the random feet of the cat and guesswork of spellcheck.

To thine own self be impulsive and dominant.

“My Kingdom for a Norse”? What’s THAT supposed to mean?

Infinite monkeys, infinite typewriters, infinite time… or a cat

Wasn’t Mr. Jingles the name of the mouse in The Green Mile? I haven’t read it in years so I could be mistaken.

Hey, he can’t do that! Heisenberg’s was in a box with a vial of poison.