Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 19, 2020

He’s going to hurt his beak tapping on brick.

Can he go 13 wpm ?

That’s not a good sign ; he’s playing “Taps”.

Looks more like a stonepecker. Did I really write that?

But can they understand the message?

Thank goodness it’s not a raven.

I never realized a woodpecker was a BIRD. I thought it was some sort of male prothesis.

A few years back I had a woodpecker pounding away on an orange tree. Every other word would make old Morse blush.

In the 60’s, I had to learn Morse Code for Communications merit badge, required for Eagle Scout. But now I see that Morse Code has been removed from that merit badge’s requirements.

Now this one is funny

I wonder if there is an app that can send a text in morse code? I would be able to read my texts by the mobile phone buzz in my pocket. Clever, no?

He’s going to ruin his beak pecking on stone like that.

A woodpecker from a peckerhea…….. never mind.

So it’s not from the Fink, after all, but from Inspector Morse.

Wonder why that concept was never tested?

This is so dit, dit, duh! :D

Why nobody thought of that before!? Like the idea even if not real life!

How much stone could a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker could peck stone?