Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 26, 2020

When installed, that was a plain purple carpet.

Those are coffee rings.

Love the Founder’s portrait.

He must be related to a particular Dick Tracy villain.

Give that photographer or artist something to calm his nerves. How about an Espresso?

Well, at least we know he believed in his product! (-:

The logo should have been one of these:

http://www.goingwild.org/2017/03/14/cbc-homestretch-bush-baby/

I realize it’s no laughing matter, and to those affected or offended by my lighthearted reply to a serious condition, I do sincerely apologize.

Also CEO (Caffeinated Executive Officer)

Apparently the receptionist does not drink the product.

for me a cup of decaf please

the receptionist looks like they need a cup.

Looks to me like most every first time drinker of my Nuclear Coffee

I’ve never found espresso to have more of a caffeine kick than regular coffee.

I’ll bet he has a great handshake!

A fine example of Post Modern Espressoism.

He also founded a chain of Pizza joints.

Any other illnesses, diseases or deformities do you make fun of. Perhaps handicapped people.

I resemble that remark!

♫ He felt the earth mover under his feet ♫

Anyone who grew up during the “Mr. Coffee Nerves” campaign era knows coffee is responsible for all the evils in the civilized world. Drink Postum. https://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/the-worst-mascot-in-advertising-history

Crackhead Bob!