Monty by Jim Meddick for May 29, 2020

If you believe the sun rises because the rooster crows, then you deserve to sleep on the floor.

Simulacrum ergo area.

Wotta sap !

Monty, get yourself an ax and you know what you should do.

The creepy thing’s eyes won’t even shut…..

One word; Firewood !

Well, it is true that marriage causes divorces.100% of divorced people were once married.

Mr. Blinky is demon possessed!

Correlation does not equal causation. Post hoc fallacy (After this, therefore because of this) is one of the more common idiocies of the Internet Expert class of intellect.

This is so pathetic.

“Silly… Us was You…” Magic, 1978

Another super one from Monty – he tries is always baffled!

Best cartoonist on the planet!

Lucky Golfing Shirt or Bowling Socks or Baseball Underwear or …

If Sedgwick were a puppet…

Somebody has been sheltering in place too long

Isn’t it a sign of trouble when ventriloquists get into quarrels with their dummies?

Good grief! The dummy isn’t even magical or demonic, yet is still smarter than Monty and able to compel him to do its bidding!

This, sadly, makes Monty dumber than a lump of wood….

I only know “Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc” because it was the name of a West Wing episode.