Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 21, 2020

If only it were that easy…

Is hand sanitizer rain safe? It could make lung problems worse.

Haha! What a nice wallpaper with all those skulls.

“In an unrelated story, that weird kid was seen flying around again.”

Dad needs to lay off the sauce!

Magical thinking usually brings …um…well, nothing.

I WISH.

Ummm…. where’d he get the sanitizer? Asking for a friend…..

Just gather up all the crop dusters you can find and load them up with Lysol and spray away.

Thanks, Lio!

Hey! Didn’t he steal that idea from Trump?

pro tip. If you order take out food, when you get back into your car and douse hands with sanitizer, DON"T try and take a nibble. I tried that the other day and it took a long time to get that nasty sanitizer taste out of my mouth……..phoooooooey.

How much did Lio get for that product placement stunt?

Don’t let DJT see this. It will become the Space Force’s first assignment.

I call BS! There’s NO hand sanitizer to be found anywhere!

Ah, Lio, if only it were so.

[Sincere pologies to anybody who’s seen my song parody on any political toons, but I just can’t resist, and I’m hoping to be forgiven someday. With insincere apologies to Cole Porter:]

Clorox your Covid, start bleaching it now

Clorox your Covid, and your innards you will wow!

If you’re having bad luck with infection

Give yourself a quick Lysol injection

If you get no results from your bleach sprays

Try an enormous dose of UV rays

If Covid continues to harry ya

Try a drug that is meant for malaria

Clorox your Covid

And you’ll drop like the Dow!

Try oobleck.

Love the wallpaper. Maybe it’s a running joke in Liō which I’ve never noticed before. . . .

Keep the rocket pack flame away from the alcohol sanitizer.

My kids do the same thing…

Last I heard, hand sanitizer wasn’t as effective as soap.

Oh pleeze oh pleeze oh pleeze!

Trump will tell his people about this this evening and he will talk about at his next new conference.

Super-Lio to the rescue!

(I wish.)

So, anyway, that’s where so much of the hand sanitizer has gone (besides hospitals and other essential workers). My local store is now finally selling smallish bottles of a brand i’ve never heard of, for $8.99 a piece….