F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 05, 2020

But I can’t stop staring at it.

Must have been a LOT of discussion when he was born.

He’s a real butthead.

Navel warfare came naturally to him.

Maybe he was born feet first?

I guess “bellybutthead” wouldn’t be an improvement…?

I hate to think what might be right beneath his shirt, under his chin.

I’m guessing he likes navel oranges.

At least it’s not an outie.

The vitros (Tankers) in Space: Above and Beyond had their navels on the back of their necks.

I don’t know about a misplaced navel, but did you know you can have a nipple almost anywhere on the body? I once knew a man that had 5 of them, one on the sole of his foot.

“Well frankly, it only matters to me if your brain happens to be located elsewhere.”

For as simple as the drawing of that navel was, somehow it skeeved me out.