Here we are witnessing the beginning of his writing career. He was quite journalistically eloquent for his age – and creative. Porkdom?? Who’d think up that word? I’d enjoy reading his letters.
Wilbur lost to Uncle (much to Wilbur’s family’s dismay), but did win a special award for just being Zuckermann’s famous pig due to the signs in spider webs.
I think we missed a few good visual jokes here. Mudonna with a cone bra. Hulk Hoggin with blonde hair and spandex. Smell Gibson dressed like Mad Max. Marloin Brando’ dressed like he was in the movie Wild One. “Boarus Karloff” dressed like Frankenstein’s monster.
I could never understand these farm people who raise hogs and cattle as “pets”, then have no qualms about slaughtering them for food. I just could NEVER kill a pet no matter what species.
Reminds me of the movie “Spiderman: into the Spiderverse” with all the differen Spidermen. One of the characters was named Spider-Ham, and was a cartoon pig.
capricorn9th about 4 years ago
Here we are witnessing the beginning of his writing career. He was quite journalistically eloquent for his age – and creative. Porkdom?? Who’d think up that word? I’d enjoy reading his letters.
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
Wilbur lost to Uncle (much to Wilbur’s family’s dismay), but did win a special award for just being Zuckermann’s famous pig due to the signs in spider webs.
Caldonia about 4 years ago
“She died soon afterwards. Now we’re gonna be having her for dinner. Hoo boy am I glad you sent me here. Thanks.”
howtheduck about 4 years ago
“Oinkle Sam”? I thought these people were Canadian. What about Johnny Can-oink (Canuck)?
howtheduck about 4 years ago
I think we missed a few good visual jokes here. Mudonna with a cone bra. Hulk Hoggin with blonde hair and spandex. Smell Gibson dressed like Mad Max. Marloin Brando’ dressed like he was in the movie Wild One. “Boarus Karloff” dressed like Frankenstein’s monster.
rebelstrike0 about 4 years ago
They could also have Moinkel Porkerson.
Steverino Premium Member about 4 years ago
And at ten end of this contest, there was a buffet, and everyone pigged out.
The Pro from Dover about 4 years ago
Don’t fall down in the pen or she’ll eat you too.
Gerard:D about 4 years ago
Lynn’s Comments:
It was really fun coming up with the different names for these pigs.
Bob Blumenfeld about 4 years ago
And here I thought it was goats that would eat anything they could get in their mouths.
DaveQuinn about 4 years ago
I could never understand these farm people who raise hogs and cattle as “pets”, then have no qualms about slaughtering them for food. I just could NEVER kill a pet no matter what species.
Sir Ruddy Blighter about 4 years ago
OK, I’m not gonna lie: I like “Marloin Brando”
coffeebeanthere about 4 years ago
As you do…
dlaemmerhirt999 about 4 years ago
Hermoine is such a cute little girl!!! I’m gonna’ stick to soy-bacon thank you very much. <3
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Well, it’s a good pig story, even though there isn’t a spider in sight.
lordhoff about 4 years ago
Uncle says I can take her home when I leave as a pet!
heathcliff2 about 4 years ago
Humiliated for nothing.
Johnnyrico about 4 years ago
HA!! Now we know for sure that it’s Elly..
USN1977 about 4 years ago
Reminds me of the movie “Spiderman: into the Spiderverse” with all the differen Spidermen. One of the characters was named Spider-Ham, and was a cartoon pig.
Petemejia77 about 4 years ago
No Kevin Bacon???