Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 23, 2020

Marcie has a lot to learn.

It’d be interesting to see Marcie try to bat.

That’s about my understanding of sports.

This is not going to end well!

Maybe she’ll score a touchdown.

Marcie is my spirit animal.

Peppermint Patty didn’t even ask Marcie if she understood the game.

Just make sure that the ball goes through the little hoops after you smack the ball with your mallet. And if you can get all the balls into the little side pockets you might have snookered your opponents.

Well if they are playing Chuck’s team a W is in the bag anyhow!

Marcie, use your feet to score a goal with the puck.

…Oops

Just remember not to double dribble after you roll the dice.

100:1 that Marcy doesn’t reach 1st base …

I really like baseball when I am playing Mario Super Sluggers.

Innings, holes, what’s the difference? Nine is the number.

Poor Marcie, I can relate to her.

Marcie Johnson. One of the world’s most incompetent athletes and the only one whose not afraid to admit it.

She couldn’t be any worse than Lucy.

9, obviously. Except, don’t they just play 6 in little league?

It all depends if the game goes into extra innings.

Again, I thought Peppermint Patty was a better manager than Charlie Brown.

Yellow card for asking too many questions.

18.

It has to be hard playing baseball with sandals on the feet, PP.

Depends on how many holes she digs kickin dirt out there.

Calvinball

Obviously, Marcie knows a lot about sports. She just can’t seem to differentiate between them.

Depends on what kind of “holes” you mean, Marcie.

What could possibly go wrong?!!! Lol

Somebodies going to get it.

Watch she makes the play of the game!

“Play Me, Trade Me, Keep Me, Who Cares?”

Marcie is like me. Absolutely clueless about baseball game. I wonder why this game is not very popular.

Reminds me of a time my friend was watching football, and I asked them what inning they are in. (=

This is going to be fun!

no way, you’ll just yell at her again for not catching the ball