Pickles by Brian Crane for June 19, 2020

Earl sure can’t have time for himself without Opal nagging him to do something else. An example would be like he’ll go fishing, but Opal wants him to go to the fabric store to pick up white thread.

Was Opal out buying white thread?

Opals like no fun in bed!!!

“How could I?”

He’s married. Where does he get off having fun?

When I have a nice moment I like to share it. With my spouse by preference, but innocent bystanders will do in a pinch.

Earl sounds like you have an offer on the table ;-)

Well, it sure doesn’t look like he has any fun with her!

Opal in control.

THE HELL SHE AIN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opal has the ‘killjoy’ gene.

to be fair, Earl would expound on the event but won’t remember who he was with, where it was, or why he was remembering it ….

Opals wound too tight…

She’s a real soul crusher, isn’t she.

Sure, why start now.

Brian must have a camera in my house. A few weeks ago, I apparantly was laughing in my sleep and wife wanted to know " what was so funny? " What made her really mad was that I couldn’t remember, but she swore I was deliberately not telling her.

Cagey! He kept her awake again all night, which saves another day’s Security Service scam fee.

It’s a joke, folks! But I guess today’s strip was bound to unleash a torrent of misogynistic remarks. Sigh…………

I more expected Earl to mutter under his breath, the only time I have fun is when you aren’t here.