Correction my boy, you had a great life
Now it will be filled with despair and strife
The cop he should not have snatched
Such an ill gotten scheme that he hatched
To take her along for the ride
While you commit a job on the side
Will prove to be a great mistake
But what do you expect from a half-baked flake?
Flyface doesn’t seem to be so dapper
When he’s sans his little bug zapper
Holding her nose in the fetid air
As if she had not enough about which to care
Lizz stays calm in the face of danger
A situation to which she’s no stranger
All part of the job she chose
Even when she has half her clothes
Up her sleeves she has a scheme
Though it is not to be seen
And though her sleeves may be short
You can bet the Fifth she soon will thwart.
“The cops got nothing on us!” says the genius who’s holding a cop at gunpoint.
“Where’s your bug zapper?” implies that the Fifth wants to test his own bug zapper on some electronics. Is his plan to kill the others, leave their bodies and make it look like he wasn’t involved? (That obviously wouldn’t work, as the people at Jamaica Me Tan will remember his presence.)
I wonder what Thor’s Hammer would do to the thumb drive with the plans.
On 10 April Mike Curtis told everyone that Ed would meet a horrible end. My guess is that it will involve Thor’s Hammer. Maybe he has a pacemaker and dies when its electronics get fried.
LEGIT?! Hate to see if they went to the Dark Side…. Cops got nothing on them, other than burglary, kidnapping, receiving stolen property, theft of trade secrets, and the list goes on……..
Out of curiosity, how long has GOCOMICS been ”improving their process for uploading and storing your avatars” ?
What’s the deal? This story is barely a month old and we’re already headed for an action-packed climax! Where are all the re-re-re-re-repeated versions of the same exterior shots of a building? Where are the conversations that take three weeks for the characters to speak four sentences?
I’m so disoriented!!!
Excellent work, Joe and Mike. Our Tracy is in GREAT hands.
pcolli, You’re right. Sorry Winnie, I meant to go with poo not pooh. Must of been my proud papa side that added the H. Altough, it’s not as bad as when I was in the Academy last year. I asked our State Trooper/ex-Army Ranger P.T. instructor if I could go to the POTTY….
jonahhex1 over 13 years ago
Seems FlyFace likes not being a criminal….and it seems by the look on Lizz’s face that she’s got a plan….
margueritem over 13 years ago
Bravo, WW!
wndrwrthg over 13 years ago
Correction my boy, you had a great life Now it will be filled with despair and strife The cop he should not have snatched Such an ill gotten scheme that he hatched To take her along for the ride While you commit a job on the side Will prove to be a great mistake But what do you expect from a half-baked flake? Flyface doesn’t seem to be so dapper When he’s sans his little bug zapper Holding her nose in the fetid air As if she had not enough about which to care Lizz stays calm in the face of danger A situation to which she’s no stranger All part of the job she chose Even when she has half her clothes Up her sleeves she has a scheme Though it is not to be seen And though her sleeves may be short You can bet the Fifth she soon will thwart.
Thank you, Rene Tray and woodworker318.
60sFan over 13 years ago
Is the Fifth fixing to test his new toy on Flyface?
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
“The cops got nothing on us!” says the genius who’s holding a cop at gunpoint.
“Where’s your bug zapper?” implies that the Fifth wants to test his own bug zapper on some electronics. Is his plan to kill the others, leave their bodies and make it look like he wasn’t involved? (That obviously wouldn’t work, as the people at Jamaica Me Tan will remember his presence.)
I wonder what Thor’s Hammer would do to the thumb drive with the plans.
And yet another good one, Wonder Warthog!
ReneTray over 13 years ago
Ty Wonder Warthog for your comment. Keep on with your poetry.
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
On 10 April Mike Curtis told everyone that Ed would meet a horrible end. My guess is that it will involve Thor’s Hammer. Maybe he has a pacemaker and dies when its electronics get fried.
aarken over 13 years ago
Chikuku….isn’t the former a legalised version of the latter?
johnrussco over 13 years ago
come on Dick & Sam guns a blazen and at least shoot Fifth.
johnrussco over 13 years ago
Dr. James Dobson (Focus on the Family) said that for every one bad cop there are 25 good cops.
Det.DanDone over 13 years ago
LEGIT?! Hate to see if they went to the Dark Side…. Cops got nothing on them, other than burglary, kidnapping, receiving stolen property, theft of trade secrets, and the list goes on……..
Out of curiosity, how long has GOCOMICS been ”improving their process for uploading and storing your avatars” ?
Det.DanDone over 13 years ago
Another good one wndrwrthg!
You’ve inspired me to write one of my own…. here goes…
Roses are red, violets are blue. YE GODS, Fly Face, you smell like pooh!
pcolli over 13 years ago
Det.DanDone….please leave Winnie out of this. He can’t help it if Christopher Robin drags him through the dirt all day.
nerdhoof over 13 years ago
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20110408&name=Bizarro
neonleon59 over 13 years ago
What’s the deal? This story is barely a month old and we’re already headed for an action-packed climax! Where are all the re-re-re-re-repeated versions of the same exterior shots of a building? Where are the conversations that take three weeks for the characters to speak four sentences?
I’m so disoriented!!!
Excellent work, Joe and Mike. Our Tracy is in GREAT hands.
MikeCurtis Premium Member over 13 years ago
To enhance his appeal Flyface does not use sham poo. He washes his hair with real poo.
Morrow Cummings over 13 years ago
Groan……… (at the pun above). Good one, Mike!
LittleRedDress over 13 years ago
LOL, Mike. Couldn’t have come up with a better one myself. Love someone with a sense of humor!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ over 13 years ago
Keep up the good work, wndrwrthg!
Good morning all…
Maxine_Viller over 13 years ago
Haha, Mike – I remember that episode of the Muppet Show, too! Nothing but the best poo for Flyface’s hair!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
take that bathrobe away from her, I thought you guys were BAD guys
Det.DanDone over 13 years ago
pcolli, You’re right. Sorry Winnie, I meant to go with poo not pooh. Must of been my proud papa side that added the H. Altough, it’s not as bad as when I was in the Academy last year. I asked our State Trooper/ex-Army Ranger P.T. instructor if I could go to the POTTY….
TPPM over 13 years ago
nighthawks, they may be bad guys, but they still have to work within the newspaper censor’s rules.
dakota_jones over 13 years ago
This is the most exciting Tracy story I’ve seen and read for nearly 30 years!
Bill Thompson over 13 years ago
With the colors that the Gocomics crayonista chose today, it looks like Flyface washed his hair with shampuke.
Wiseking over 13 years ago
He he that is a good one there Bill….