Actually, the first time their father tried to abandon them in the forest, Hansel and Gretel dropped pebbles along the way and found their way back home. The second time their father abandoned them, he made sure they didn’t have any pebbles. Instead, they dropped bread crumbs. The animals in the forest ate the bread crumbs, so they were truly lost and eventually found the ginger bread house. The phrase “follow the bread crumbs” is inaccurate.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
crafty
Bill Thompson over 4 years ago
At long last, a rocket back-pack that won’t burn your tail with its exhaust!
pcolli over 4 years ago
Must be an asbestos banner.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
So THAT’S how Hansel and Gretel found that witch’s home!
Ib12us over 4 years ago
Ah Capitalism. How to goad other kids to keep you safe.
pathfinder over 4 years ago
Enroll in Trump University! Buy Trump steaks! Or Trump vodka. Send those bucks!!!!!
Michael G. over 4 years ago
Mercenary little fellow, no?
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
Will work for food.
anomaly over 4 years ago
I wonder if PSAs get a discount.
DavidPlatt over 4 years ago
Lio as a Judas goat… that’s not a particularly honorable career path for a bright young man.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
Lio has bills to pay.
WilliamMedlock over 4 years ago
Actually, the first time their father tried to abandon them in the forest, Hansel and Gretel dropped pebbles along the way and found their way back home. The second time their father abandoned them, he made sure they didn’t have any pebbles. Instead, they dropped bread crumbs. The animals in the forest ate the bread crumbs, so they were truly lost and eventually found the ginger bread house. The phrase “follow the bread crumbs” is inaccurate.
WaltWenger Premium Member over 4 years ago
Never trusted that little weasel.
bopard over 4 years ago
Fetch Gordon
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
I dunno, Lio. That might be tainted money, you know? Child-eating witches are kinda verboten!