Monty by Jim Meddick for June 17, 2020

Uh oh…penalty. He lost it before he had forward throwing motion…

Now Monty is going to show us his Ninja concealment skill.

You’re not really supposed to hit anything anyway. You throw the shuriken to make your pursuer duck so you can escape.

Call it a bulls-eye.

At least it went into the rear quarter panel, and not the open driver’s-side window.

Practice, practice, practice…..OY

“Oh Magoo, you’ve done it again!”

And THIS is how we all lost Lawn Darts.

Vanadium for the win!

Karma’s a bitch…

This is why you can’t have nice things.

Monty looks like Zaphod Beeblebrox in that last panel…

Is he sure they came from Japan and not Australia?

This is why we can’t have nice flings.

I looked up Vanadium, based on its physical properties it seems to be fairly similar to Aluminum, but heavier (lighter than iron though,) so for a thrown bladed weapon like a shuriken it seems like a good choice

And Month winds up being two faced.

He stuck it in the metal truck body? That man is going to be deadly once he perfects his aim!

Monty’s ineptitude is beginning to pay off. Not for him, though, you understand. Maybe the UPS driver will make good use of the Deluxe Chrome Vanadium Ninja Throwing Star!