Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2020

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Rodney is a GROUNDed knight who cannot CHARGE.

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    eromlig  almost 5 years ago

    Are you sure you lost an electron? “I’m positive!!”

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    Chithing  almost 5 years ago

    Stop giving Rodney so much static.

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    jagedlo  almost 5 years ago

    Someone needs to go see a wand repairman!

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    cubswin2016  almost 5 years ago

    Harry Potter never had to resort to that stunt.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Harry Potter would be aghast.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Technically, correct. Not impressive. But correct.

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    Bob.  almost 5 years ago

    That must be artificial grass.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Nothing will ever get Rodney to charge!

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    Billy Yank  almost 5 years ago

    With all that mail on, the charge should not even affect Sir. Rodney.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Marion Ross,the static cling Queen,could help ;)

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    David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen  almost 5 years ago

    I used to do that to my poor brother, Raymond. When you turned off the television, you could hear the static electricity crackling. If you rubbed the screen with the back of your hand, you could gather a pretty good charge, assuming you were wearing tennis shoes. Then bring your finger near Raymond’s lower ear lobe. You could often get two good sparks, sometime three. (I used to be bad.)

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 5 years ago

    Good old static electricity.

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    Bruce1253  almost 5 years ago

    The Wiz forgot to replace the batteries!

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    colcam  almost 5 years ago

    The difference between a zap and a ZOT illustrated.

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    Tentoes  almost 5 years ago

    Doesn’t work barefoot. I have personal experience.

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    WCraft  almost 5 years ago

    Those were the days. My brother and I shuffling around on the living room shag carpet desperately trying to be the first to build up enough static electricity to give the other one a small spark!

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