Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 12, 2020

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    goneby  over 4 years ago

    and he is wearing a mask like a hairdresser has to nowadays…

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Ask him to change your oil while he’s got you up there.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I’d recommend against asking him for “a little off the top”.

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    A short one may hurt a bit!!

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    I think I’d prefer something for the stretch marks…

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Deep down, he’s a really nice guy.

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    WoodstockJack  over 4 years ago

    Take my word for it and don’t ask for a “happy ending.”

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    P51Strega  over 4 years ago

    “Are you new here?”

    “No, I’ve been here for quite a long stretch already”

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    FassEddie  over 4 years ago

    He is… The Slat-Man!

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    russef  over 4 years ago

    That’s stretching it just a little.

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    Space & Kitten  over 4 years ago

    Just call Me “Curly” and He’s “Stretch”, what are you in for ? :-)

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    DoktorScheisskopf  over 4 years ago

    Nice rack !

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Roger Teeter’s great-great-great grandfather.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The part of “player development” that the NBA doesn’t want you to know about.

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    unca jim  over 4 years ago

    Early Chiropractic with attendant services.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Said Mr Armstrong.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Will he shave gently along the neckline?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    He’s FLIPPED his lid…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He doesn’t seem to be any longer after his treatment though..

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    Ukko wilko  over 4 years ago

    And, the guy on the guillotine Can arrange a pedicure…

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    colcam  over 4 years ago

    Sorry, but I simply do not condone joking about torture.

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    It’s been a long, long time.

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    ScottHolman  over 4 years ago

    I think I’ll stay a little longer.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Hair today, groan tomorrow?

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