Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 08, 2020

The theme song for sexual harassment (so long as one isn’t insulted by animal references).

You’d think he’d know ‘Jack in the Box’.

Well, that’s what happens when you put weasels in the microwave in an uncovered dish.

He’s a “One-hit Wonder.”

This is going to be the 18:53 min album version with a drum solo.

And the jewelry box that only plays, “Dance, Thumbelina, Dance”

Always with the Pop culture…

King of pop.

The audience needs another round of pop rocks… I’ll stop now.

“And I’ll need a volunteer from the audience to crank.”

Someone in the audience yells, “Free Bird!”

Anything but that!

For some reason, Madonna’s Pop pop don’t preach, is running through my head. (I know, I know.)

The audience is getting cranky.