Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 31, 2011

First stop: picket Krispy Kreme, the boxes they sell in stores.

I thought that problem would be getting eaten alive by humans.

I don’t have a problem in eating them.

Won’t work. If you try to solve a health care issue, the opponent will just blacklist it as ObamaKreme

You’re a liar RADISH! Doughnuts have never gron old and hard in your house. Now that Christmas fruitcake—-

I would not vote for him - I cannot stand his holier than thou attitude.

Today’s caption got changed. It was supposed to read: “Find a cure for staleness.” Not sure what “A creeping staleness” means. – Tim Rickard: Creator.

is that powdered sugar or a bad case of dandruff?

“A creeping staleness” describes the ideas that come from the two major parties in 21st Century America.

No wonder the last line made no sense. Thanks Tim.

How do the donut people get to the space station anyway?

They travel in a Torus, of course

dr.mel, just out of morbid curiosity, who could change your caption and make it look like the rest of the captions? Don’t you do your own lettering?

The corrected caption certainly makes more sense.

Maybe somebody’s handwriting sucks ?? I dunno, just suggesting.

Waiting man, good one… Creeping staleness, maybe they live in a nursing home?…try some Febreeze….

I would have thought the doughnut people’s worst health problem would be yeast infection. =rimshot=

Thanks for the clarification, Dr Mel. Maybe it got lost in the translation via Customer Service in Bombay. It definitely was not up to your usual par as it is written.

@dr.mel: Thank you! I was afraid Mr. Rickard was losing it, because the punch line made NO sense to me..

“Find a creeping staleness” sounds like McCarthyism, which sounds like a lot of politics today.

My cure for a stale doughnut is a good soak in a cup of coffee.

Radish – I’m old and hard, and my wife loves me.

Hmm actually old hard donuts make great french toast.

Thanks, Dr. Mel. The punchline as printed was rather vague.

A hard donut is good to find?