The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 17, 2020

Uh oh!!

Bad timing!!

“Date of the Werewolf”, directed by Ed Wood, starred Lon Chaney Jr and was released in 1970.

Hopefully she likes to walk the dogs.

Looks like someone’s making a howler.

Enough about me, let’s talk about awrooo!

this date is gonna be ruff…

I bet she sips her wine while he wolfs his down..

They’ll have a howlin’ good time.

Looks like the wrong time of the month for her.

He should have just ripped off his clothes, run in, and jumped up in her lap.

Watch out lady, he’s going to hump your leg any minute.

…any second she’ll find what an animal he really is….

Werewolf? There wolf! There castle!

Canid get any funnier than this?

Sometimes people actually mean what they say.

I wouldn’t worry about her. You know how some women like to change a man. She works at Pet Smart and will have him groomed to her liking soon enough.

Quick lady, think silver. But rub the tarnish off first. He’s about to moon you, so aim for the glutes.

She should have brought some beer – Coors Light, perhaps.

More like were’s your puppy

W(h)ere wolf? There wolf! (apologies Mel Brooks)

So does he normally walk around with a hole in the back of his pants?

It’s all good. He’s had his shots.

Looks like a WereNewfie

He’s gonna “wolf down” his glass of wine.

Your profile also says you like to watch Lon Chaney movies?

He’ll rip your lungs out Jim

Bit of luck that the dating profile matched him up with Ludmilla Cake…

The bad news is that she’s Selina Kyle.