The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 20, 2020

Those guys will have a hard time pulling their halos down around their waists!!!

Who says you can’t take it with you! Talent anyway!

dana was also a waitress at hoopers…

Holy hoop champion now.

What a waist!

Dana is some sort of woman. How the hoop fitted over or under to get to that spot is a real achievement.

Halo, baby!

Custom made…Halos made to order….

What? I didn’t notice, being hypnotized by her jiggling bazooms.

Everyone can be this good. Halo’s float!

“This is Dana: a little piece of ‘heaven’.”

Yeah, but for eternity?

And at work she could get the tassels to counter rotate.

When hula hoops were all the craze the local radio station in our town sponsored a contest to see who could keep it going the longest. I wanted to enter but was too shy. The winner “hooped” for 6 hours 15 minutes. The next day I kept it going for nearly nine hours. I coulda been a contender! That helped convince me to not be so shy.

She’s a real heavenly body.

“Halo Hoop.” It has a nice ring to it.

Most of us just played ring toss.

So MotherTeresa is in heaven, but…she notices that Princess Diana has a bigger halo than her. So Mother Teresa goes to God and asks why Princess Diana has a larger halo. God laughs and responds, “Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s the steering wheel.”

Do these wings make me look fat?

well, just as long as she does not shake herself too hard that she comes crushing down into the other place

Looks like Dana’s generating a good bit of hoopla.

Adele almost named her song “Halo”.

You should have seen her sister. She was known as “Ring Around the Rosie”.

Now, here’s Beyonce!