Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 17, 2020

Wow, I would’ve liked to see how she removed the hook from the orca in that situation and still kept her hair at that length.

Better order a couple of chest freezers, and some good sharp knives. You’ve got some work ahead of you.

The northwest Atlantic population of Orcas (at least 67 individuals) ranges from Labrador and Newfoundland to New England with sightings to Cape Cod and Long Island

“Oh, deah. The new nahmal is Eddie’s wahld” – what a perfect description of 2020.

When you cast a far-fetched hook…

Hair for bait? That’s a new wrinkle. I might try that instead of cheese whiz. Tough keeping the whiz on the hook.

Considering everything that is going on in the real world at this moment, I would welcome Capt. Eddy’s world as normal!

After seeing the orca, I read “nahmal” as “narwhal”.

Eddie, along with anybody over 40, is not going to like the new normal. Or the new world. I was not made for 2020.

A bit of the “Southie” creepin’ in there, don’t cha know!

Sorry, Joe, Orcas do frequent Maine.

According to Wikipedia, Orca killer whales are could actually be found in the Gulf of Maine, with the species known to be “in all oceans and most seas”, being “absent only from the Baltic and Black seas, and some areas of the Arctic Ocean.” They are most prevalent in the Pacific Northeast from California to Alaska,

What do whales and Tupperware have in common? They both like tight seals.

If the new Nahmal is Eddie’s world, it will be both Entertaining and extremely Compfuzeing.